“Damn, it is so nice in here,” Morgan’s fetus said while kicked back on a red velvet couch. “It’s so spacious. There’s a recording studio in here. This place is special.”
With some months to go before delivery, the twin boys chatted about which parent they’re more likely to take after, Beyoncé or Jay Z.
“I’m definitely my mom’s kid. Because I’m pure sex. I’m gonna be the first person ever to get somebody pregnant while they’re still inside somebody pregnant. I’m old school. I don’t pull out,” Morgan said.
The twins started speculating about their birth names. Thompson guessed “Jade Rain,” while Morgan predicted something classy, “like Lord Burberry.”
“Either way, our life is going to be dope, man,” Thompson gloated.
Thompson also empathized with his mom for carrying twins. “I heard she carried two full grown ladies for 10 years named Michelle and Kelly,” Morgan interjected, throwing some “major shade” at Destiny’s Child.
Sasheer Zamata’s Beyoncé then lulled the active fetuses to sleep with a lullaby version of “Crazy in Love.”