Watch Ryan Reynolds, Conan O’Brien Make Out in ‘Notebook’ Parody

Ryan Reynolds and Conan O’Brien delivered a gloriously sloppy reenactment of The Notebook‘s “Why didn’t you write me?” scene on Conan Wednesday. The extended clip capped off a bit about Reynolds’ “upcoming projects” that also included a line of thinly sliced ham underwear and an album of children’s songs about Civil War wounds. 

Reynolds also teased a few movies, including an anti-dolphin documentary and a sex tape with the cast of Fox and Friends called Where’s My Thumb?. O’Brien refused to a roll a clip from either. The host reluctantly rolled the clip from The Notebook 2 after Reynolds informed O’Brien that he’d filmed it during their absinthe-fueled vacation to Tijuana a few years back. 

With Reynolds as Noah and O’Brien as Allison, the pair stood in the rain and recreated the famous scene line-for-line before engaging in a long and grabby make-out session. “How’s my stomach taste?” Reynolds asked O’Brien. “You have the longest tongue in show business, my God!”