“We went out on the street and told people Kid Rock won the special election for senate,” Kimmel said. “We even showed them footage of Kid Rock in concert and told them it was his acceptance speech.”
Armed with an iPad of Rock’s in-concert rants, the Lie Witness News team are still greeted by Los Angelenos that find Rock’s election too incredulous to believe. “He has a plan in Michigan to increase revenue by legalizing and taxing crystal meth,” the Lie Witness News reporter tells one Hollywood Blvd. denizen. “What do you think of Kid Rock’s slogan, ‘Smell my fingers: No new taxes.'”
The segment ends with a parade of politically unaware people wishing Senator Rock good luck in his new position.