35. Jorah Mormont
If you've ever said the word "Khaleesi," you've got the dulcet tones of Ser Jorah to thank. (We're launching a Kickstarter to get actor Iain Glen to re-record the opening paragraph of Nabokov's Lolita with the K-word instead.) Dany's advisor-in-exile is doomed to pine for a May-December romance that will most never happen – not while there are younger, flashier swordsmen around, nor while he's dealing with a bad case of greyscale plague. He's a strange, sad stand-out of a character.