9. 'The Artisanal Knot Store'
This second season entry delightfully packages together Portlandia mainstays like frightfully stupid trends ("Did you read that piece about the artisan knots?"), social anxiety, and Jeff Goldblum in a Pepto pink suit to deliver a thoughtfully chosen small screen gift. In just three minutes, we get a complete story that only gets funnier with repeated watches. Do knot miss this sketch. (Get it?!?)