James Corden and Jimmy Kimmel had a field day with new commercials for Trumpy Bear, a Trump-inspired teddy-bear that resurfaced Monday during a commercial that aired – unsurprisingly – during Fox & Friends.
The stuffed bear is outfitted with a white collar, white cuffs, long red tie and a certain unmistakable blonde combover. It even has an American flag blanket stuffed inside. And as Corden cracked on The Late Late Show, “If you press his paw, Trumpy Bear even writes a check to Barbie and calls her a horseface.”
Corden also pointed out the most ridiculous part of the two-minute Trumpy Bear commercial, in which a motorcycle-riding man proclaims, “I’m a former Marine, and I’m proud to have Trumpy Bear ride by my side.”
“Now, I don’t know much about motorcycle gangs,” Corden joked, “but I do know I wouldn’t want to be the guy who shows up to a biker rally with a stuffed animal.”
On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kimmel offered up a brutally dark parody of the Trumpy Bear commercial, which included a young migrant girl hugging Trumpy Bear and saying, “I was torn away from my mom at the border, but that’s OK, I have my Trumpy Bear. Trumpy Bear, you’re my new mom.”
The clip also featured a proud owner discovering all the other hidden treasures stuffed inside Trumpy Bear, such as a framed photo of Vladimir Putin, a half-eaten cheeseburger, Trumpy Bear tanning goggles, a six-piece KFC meal, a dead baby duck and a fully-loaded assault rifle.