"A pile of armadillo crap could win in Texas as long as it was a Republican. And that's exactly what happened," canine puppet says of Ted Cruz's victory
Snarky puppet talks voter suppression with Beto O'Rourke supporters in 'Late Show' segment
In bonus segment from D.C. inauguration, Robert Smigel's cigar-smoking pooch blasted president's supporters on Russia allegations, Obamacare
"I have a lot in common with Trump, actually – the only difference is the hand up my ass isn't Vladimir Putin's"
Triumph rips voters, Nate Silver and Trump in caustic election analysis
Comic genius Robert Smigel reveals how a foul-mouthed dog puppet gained access to political conventions and stole the show
New election special to air in August
Robert Smigel's counterprotest chants that God hates seahorses and Kevin Spacey
"He won that by appealing to [Arkansas'] much-coveted demo of 18-to-49 IQ points," cigar-chomping political pundit says
Foul-mouthed puppet regrets never meeting Carly Fiorina "face-to-facelift"
