"It isn’t about being a racist. It’s maybe not knowing what is correct and woke for your language that day," Osbourne tells Bill Maher on Real Time
The former national security advisor blasted the president for an unwanted hug back in 2015
“He and his brother have done more than anybody to fund climate-science deniers for decades, so fuck him,” the comedian railed
“All Democrats have to do to win, is to come off less crazy than Trump. And, of course, they are blowing it,” the comedian said
“One night, after self-medicating, a name appeared in the vapor above me," the comedian said
“Well, Bill, your mother made a choice, and we all are living with the consequences of it,” congresswoman joked in response to the comedian’s story about his mother not aborting him
"See what’s going on in Mullet Town,” the comedian urged liberal presidential candidates
“The producer said we’re getting blowback,” the author said while backtracking
A soothing way to cope with Teflon Don
“We all sat around waiting for prosecutor Jesus to turn in his big report. And he came back with, ‘Ask someone else,'” the comedian railed
