DeAngelo Hall, Oakland Raiders
You know the drill by now. A promising athlete is given a boatload of money and they wind up underperforming and making off like a bandit. DeAngelo Hall fits the classic story to a tee after the cornerback signed a seven-year contract with the Oakland Raiders. Hall only played eight games with the team because, well, he stunk, making a cool million bucks per game. In the real world, if you suck at your job you're fired. In the reality that is the NFL, you wind up scoring a slick seven digit paycheck. Isn’t pro-sports wonderful?