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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent

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“Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one.”

Ever sit through an afternoon with your dad relaying one cringe-worthy joke after the other? Yeah, us too. Well Father’s Day is right around the corner, and if you’re still looking for an out-of-the-box gift for the father figure in your life, we’ve got you covered.

Below we’ve rounded up the best and funniest “dad joke” merch, from a T-shirt that will make your eyes roll to a dad joke button that will be sure to keep your dad entertained every time he puts it on.

Pick your favorites and shop them now for on-time delivery before Father’s Day weekend.

1. Dad Jokes T-Shirt

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Amazon

This unisex T-shirt features a fun slogan on its front reading, “Dad Jokes Are How Eye Roll” and makes a great gift for dads who always receive the eye roll when they crack a joke. It’s lightweight, features a classic fit and is available in multiple colors depending on your dad’s wardrobe choices. 

The brand also has a large collection of regular T-shirts, in case you’ll looking for one that’s more your dad’s style.

Buy: Dad Jokes Are How Eye Roll Tee at $19.99

2. The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

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Amazon

“Why was the golfer crying” – He was going through a rough patch.

This Amazon best-seller packs more than 500 cheesy dad jokes, one-liners and puns and is available in both paperback and Kindle formats. The jokes are kid-friendly too, so you’re safe if you’re worried about dad breaking out this book during your next family get-together.

Pro tip: Buy him a Kindle Paperwhite and load his new gadget with this dad joke book.

Buy: The Ultimate Dad Joke Book at $8.95

3. Emergency Dad Jokes Mug

Dad joke mug

Uncommon Goods

This dad joke mug is covered with multiple dad jokes, should your father ever need inspiration while he’s drinking his morning joe. Sample quip: “I’m reading a book about glue and I just can’t put it down.”

The 10-ounce mug is made from ceramic and is both dishwasher and microwave-safe. Pair it with an online coffee subscription like Trade, which offers sustainably-sourced coffee from all over the country — you can even customize the subscription to your dad’s tastes.

Buy: Emergency Dad Jokes Mug at $15

4. Dad Jokes Emergency Tin

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“I just went to a firefighter party – it was lit!”

This tin container is filled with 30 dad jokes and each item is handmade to order by the seller. It’s super compact and you can even email the seller if you’re looking for quick delivery — they’ll usually accommodate you. They’re also marketed as clean and family-friendly, so dad can break these jokes out for any crowd.

Buy: Dad Jokes Emergency Tin at $13.50

5. Dad Joke Cap

dad joke cap

Redbubble

For all those summer beach trips and barbecues, dad’s going to need a new cap. Get him this one from Redbubble, which features a punny dad joke on its front. You’ll be able to customize the hat type, size and color to your dad’s liking. Plus, it’s got a buckle closure, allowing for an even more adjustable fit.

Buy: Dad Joke Cap  at $23.42

6. Dad Joke Button

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Amazon

For something a little more whimsical, go with this dad joke button. It comes programmed with more than 50 cringe-worthy dad jokes (“Want to hear a joke about paper? It’s tear-able”) and all you have to do is push the button to get it started. Batteries come included too so dad won’t have to worry about that. The brand also boasts about the loudspeaker on this gadget so everyone in the room will be clearly able to hear every joke — unfortunately.

Buy: Dad Joke Button at $19.99

7. Dad Joke Socks

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Amazon

These adorable socks read “Ain’t No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke” and have a fun cartoon graphic of a dad lounging on a recliner. They’re one size fits all and machine washable. Plus, they’re designed from a cotton, nylon and spandex blend for maximum comfort.

Buy: Dad Joke Socks at $14.99

8. Dad Joke Loading Pint Glass

dad joke pint

Etsy

For dads that love a cold one during those hot summer days, pick up this dad joke-inspired pint glass. It can hold 16 oz. of beer or any other drink and it’s dishwasher safe. The seller also has a promotion going on, offering free shipping on two glasses and free shipping plus 15% off on the purchase of three pint glasses.

Buy: Dad Joke Loading Pint Glass at $17.99

9. Dad Joke Tumbler

dad joke tumbler

Amazon

“I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. My doctor says it’s terminal.”

This hilarious dad joke tumbler weighs just over a pound and is covered with tons of dad jokes. It’s got a leakproof cap and is vacuum insulated — designed to keep dad’s coffee hot or his cold brew cold. The brand also says that it’s durable, rust-resistant and fits in most car cup holders, so dad can take his beverages on the go.

Buy: Dad Joke Tumbler  at $28.95

10. Ultra Pro Dad Joke Face-Off

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Amazon

This party game is designed to make you and your dad laugh. It’s got 600 dad jokes printed on 200 cards with eye-rollers like “What does a dentist call tooth X-rays? Tooth-Pics.” The game is simple: Your job is to read off a dad joke with a straight face, in an attempt to make your opponent laugh. If you succeed, you gain a point and give your opponent a “Made You Laugh” card. The player with the most total points wins. Feel free to play this game with just your dad, or play with up to 13 players for the ultimate dad joke face-off.

Buy: Ultra Pro Dad Joke Face-Off at $20.00

11. I Tell Dad Jokes Periodically Tee

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Amazon

This hilarious t-shirt reads “I tell dad jokes periodically, when I’m in my element” and is sure to elicit a chuckle out of anyone that catches dad in this tee. It’s made either fully out of cotton, or a cotton-polyester blend, depending on the color you choose. It’s got a lightweight fit too and is machine washable, in case dad gets a stain on it.

Buy: I Tell Dad Jokes Periodically Tee at $19.95

12. Word Teasers Dad Jokes

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Uncommon Goods

This collection of 300 dad jokes (Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed) can be read out loud for fun, or be used to play a competitive game. Read a card out aloud and whichever player shouts out the answer first, gets to keep the card. If no one knows the answer the reader nabs a point. Each card has a silly, punny joke printed on it, bound to brighten up any boring afternoon or spice up a family gathering.

Buy: Word Teasers Dad Jokes at $15

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