Un-American forces are trying to rewrite the nation's history, the better to "snuff out the light of Freedom." Indeed, they're bent on "secularizing" and "socializing" the United States. This according to Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC) and Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO). What shadowy malefactors do they have in mind? Why, the U.S. Capitol Visitors Center, of course. More in our Wingnut Watch gallery.