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Video: Jon Stewart: Pakistan ‘Could Have Caught Osama With a Rod and Reel’

He lived half a mile from a military academy, in a giant walled compound eight times the size of adjacent properties. He burned his trash, instead of putting it out like everyone else. When local kids kicked their ball over his wall, a guy would come out to give them money for a new one, rather than let them in. What more of a tip-off did Pakistani intelligence need?!

PLUS: What will it take to convince the conspiracy theorists that Bin Laden is really dead?

“You could have a video tape of the terror leader himself holding up Sunday’s New York Post and his birth certificate in his ‘I am Bin Laden, Seriously’ T-shirt, saying on camera: “I think this dude’s about to fuck me up big-time.’ Wouldn’t matter!”


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