UnHappy Meal

In these tough economic times, it's comforting to know that for less than the price of a Big Mac, you can feast on the sub-Dollar Menu on Wall Street:

AIG (39 cents)

Citigroup (98 cents)

E*Trade (66 cents)

Fannie Mae (39 cents)

Freddie (39 cents)

Unisys (37 cents)

Throw them together in a no-Value Meal, and you've only spent: $2.79.

Hell, at those prices you can get three patties of AIG before you hit the price of McDonald's most famous calorie-bomb.