The Mid-Day Mashup

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Supreme Court rules GOD HATES FAGS protests are constitutionally protected.
$4 billion in budget cuts buys a stopgap funding measure to avert a government shutdown for 14 days.
New Hampshire bill would criminalize full-body TSA patdowns as "sexual assault."
Cops, mercifully, relieve Charlie Sheen of dad duty.
Fox News suspends contributor contracts with likely 2012 candidates Gingrich and Santorum.