- Supreme Court rules GOD HATES FAGS protests are constitutionally protected.
- $4 billion in budget cuts buys a stopgap funding measure to avert a government shutdown for 14 days.
- New Hampshire bill would criminalize full-body TSA patdowns as "sexual assault."
- Cops, mercifully, relieve Charlie Sheen of dad duty.
- Fox News suspends contributor contracts with likely 2012 candidates Gingrich and Santorum.
The Mid-Day Mashup
By
Tim Dickinson
