I've actually got a lot of sympathy for Ted Haggard.
You head a 30 million strong coalition of born-again Christians. You've got a standing Monday phone date with the White House. You get second billing to _the_ James Dobson on "The Battle for Marriage" Simulcast…
But you buy meth from a massage-giving homo-gigolo, one time!, and everyone turns on you like you're some sort of two-faced demagogue.
Seriously. What kind of world are we living in when our moral leaders can't take the edge off with a little crystal and some deep-tissue homoeroticism?