Readers have spoken,'er written: Elder fake-news statesmen Jon Stewart is the clear winner in Day One of RollingStone.com's battle for America's Anchor.
Now, for the second installment of our pseudojournalism smackdown, we'll take a long hard look at something called…the Internet.
Voting is closed — and Colbert wins!
Next: Iraq.
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