Home Politics Politics News May 20, 2008 11:08PM ET As a San Franciscan, I Object By Tim Dickinson Tim Dickinson Reporter Tim Dickinson's Most Recent Stories The Democratic Insurgents Who Want to Topple Nancy Pelosi Montana Judge Blocks Keystone XL Pipeline Democratic ‘Blue Wave’ Washes Over House as Republicans Keep Senate View All Facebook Twitter Reddit Email Show more sharing options Tumblr Pin It LinkedIn WhatsApp Print Do not despair rural Missourians: You will not find a party this lame anywhere in San Francisco. Come. Visit. Bring your chaps. And feel safe in the knowledge that you may get your ass bitten.