Home Politics Politics News May 20, 2008 11:08PM ET As a San Franciscan, I Object By Tim Dickinson Tim Dickinson Reporter Tim Dickinson's Most Recent Stories As Trump Declares Surrender to the Coronavirus, GOP-led Senate Punts on Pandemic Relief How Trump Took the Middle Class to the Cleaners Five Exchanges That Defined the Final Debate of 2020 View All Facebook Twitter Reddit Email Show more sharing options Tumblr Pin It LinkedIn WhatsApp Print Do not despair rural Missourians: You will not find a party this lame anywhere in San Francisco. Come. Visit. Bring your chaps. And feel safe in the knowledge that you may get your ass bitten.