Home Politics Politics News May 20, 2008 11:08PM ET As a San Franciscan, I Object By Tim Dickinson Tim Dickinson Reporter Tim Dickinson's Most Recent Stories The Supreme Court’s Liberal Justices Deliver Stark Warning: Overturning Roe is Just the Beginning Hellfire: The Uvalde Shooter Owned a Device That Makes AR-15s Even More Deadly Your Handy Guide to the Absolute Worst People in American Politics View All Facebook Twitter Reddit Email Show more sharing options Tumblr Pin It LinkedIn WhatsApp Print Do not despair rural Missourians: You will not find a party this lame anywhere in San Francisco. Come. Visit. Bring your chaps. And feel safe in the knowledge that you may get your ass bitten.