Home Politics Politics News May 20, 2008 11:08PM ET As a San Franciscan, I Object By Tim Dickinson Tim Dickinson Reporter Tim Dickinson's Most Recent Stories No Bankruptcy for You! Judge Rules NRA Must Answer Corruption Charges in New York Justice Department Slams Portland Police for Unconstitutional Abuses Biden Reverses on Vaccine Patent Restrictions in Move that Could Help India with Covid Pandemic View All Facebook Twitter Reddit Email Show more sharing options Tumblr Pin It LinkedIn WhatsApp Print Do not despair rural Missourians: You will not find a party this lame anywhere in San Francisco. Come. Visit. Bring your chaps. And feel safe in the knowledge that you may get your ass bitten.