Threat Assessment 4.16

The Good
SEC brings “securities fraud action” against Goldman Sachs for its role in subprime meltdown.

The Bad
Goldman Sachs execs whinge about the views from their new $2.1 billion headquarters.

The Scary
Move over vampire squids, hello Tyrannobdella Rex, that is to say, tyrant leech king — a species discovered after it took up residence in a little girl’s nose.