DeNiro Takes On 'Crazy' Birther Trump

In today's Threat Assessment,

With us: Robert DeNiro, the Raging Bull, rages at "crazy" "car salesman" Donald Trump

Against us: Taliban springs hundreds of inmates from a Kandahar prison, courtesy of a 1000-foot-long tunnel

With us: A law firm hired by Republicans to stand up for the Defense of Marriage Act has backed out under pressure from gay rights groups

Against us: A Tennessee state senate committee approved a bill that would bar Tennessee schoolteachers from discussing homosexuality

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