Attack of the Killer "Cheese"?

ABC's blog is reporting the rise of a menacing, kiddie-friendly drug known as cheese — "a concoction of heroin laced with Tylenol PM" —that is purportedly making its way into the blood streams of pre-teens throughout the Dallas metro region.

Seems like a classic scare story, but hey, maybe 11-year-olds in Texas are edgier than I give them credit for. Any Big-D kids out there care to set the record straight?

This is an open thread...

[photo: Dallas Independent School District]