Father John Misty: Chateau Lobby #4 (in C for Two Virgins)

At various points in Father John Misty's musical account of his honeymoon, the eccentric folk-rocker and his newlywed celebrate "satanic Christmas Eve," "lift up your wedding dress someone was probably murdered in" and ruminate on how "dating for 20 years just feels pretty civilian." Playing out like one long, stream-of-consciousness verse, tinted with spaghetti-western horns, it's a self-centered love song that only Misty – and hopefully his wife – could relate to. But maybe that's the point.