Ralph (Norah Jones)
"The Man of the Hour," on Norah Jones' 2009 album The Fall, features the lyrics "You give me lots of lovin'/ And you eat meat" and "Though we'll never take a shower, I know you'll never make me cry." The man in question is named Ralph, and he's a poodle. "I like to say that he's a scruffy, manly poodle. Because you say 'poodle' and people start rolling their eyes," Jones says. "My dogological clock started to tick, so I got a dog — it's great. I'm madly in love with him."