'Weird Al' Yankovic, "The Night Santa Went Crazy"
Weird Al is usually G-rated, but this hysterical song from 1996 is quite gory. "He picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen," Yankovic sings to the tune of "Black Gold" by Soul Asylum. "And he took a big bite and said 'It tastes just like chicken.'"
Photo: Weird Al presides as grand marshal of the Lynwood Christmas parade in Lynwood, California, December 15, 2006.