David Cross admitted to being massively hung over as he took the stage at the comedy tent, but he still delivered a solid set. He blasted headliner Paul McCartney's underwhelming fireworks display. "He makes a million dollars every 80 seconds – what a cheap motherfucker," Cross said. (It should be noted that Cross was spotted watching Macca's set from the front barricade, smiling ear-to-ear throughout the entire performance.) He ranted against everything from texting teens – "I hate your generation" – to homophobes who argue what the founding fathers would have thought of gay marriage. "It was 245 fucking years ago," Cross said. "These people would literally be freaked out by cotton candy."