Osborne laughs at the vehicle disparity between a rising duo like Brothers Osborne and a headliner of Church's stature. "The semi we're parked next to only has T-shirts on it! It's a merchandise truck," he says. "But that personifies how you become a road dog. We rented that Sprinter van for this tour and they're cool inside, with bunks. It's hard to buy anything, because you have to travel in so many different ways, so we rent."