Can't Hollywood just leave anything alone? Did we really need another RoboCop? We already had the original and two horrid sequels. We know what happens. The human cop becomes a RoboCop. It poses all sorts of moral quandaries, building to a big action sequence where bad guys are chased and stuff blows up. We only have so many hours on this earth, and spending two of them watching a RoboCop reboot doesn't seem like a good idea. That said, if they make a documentary about the quest to get an actual RoboCop statue built in downtown Detroit, we'll be first in line. They have a website and everything.