4. The Smiths
"I would rather eat my own testicles than reform the Smiths," Morrissey said in 2006. "And that's saying something for a vegetarian." If anything, his anti-reunion feelings have only intensified in the years since he said that. The lawsuit that Smiths drummer Mike Joyce filed against the group in the mid-1990s really, really, reaaaaallly pissed Morrissey off. Fifty pages of his new memoir are devoted to the topic and it's clear his anger hasn't dissipated one bit in the past 20 years. Insane offers have been put on the table for a Smiths reunion - with or without Mike Joyce and Andy Rourke - but Morrissey has turned them all down. It's a shame since all four members are alive and well, but this thing is never going to happen.