The Eagles, 'Hotel California 2: San Andreas'
That's right – they just can't kill the beast! Frustrated by his failed attempts to sneak past the night clerk and escape the hotel, Don Henley digs a tunnel under the walls, using steely knives stolen from the cafeteria. (The hotel went vegan in 2006.) His plan: Swim through 500 yards of sewage to freedom! But in a sad twist, he emerges in the hotel mini-golf course, where he gets shanked by Joe Walsh.