August 2013: Too Much Monkey Business
Every troubled young pop star needs a stupidly eccentric pet they can't possibly care for. Bieber's came in the form of Mally, a capuchin monkey. After the Biebs left the poor little simian in Munich because he didn't have proper clearances, German authorities contacted the singer's team and told him he owed over $11,000 euros (the cost of caring for Mally). Now property of the country, Mally is currently spending his days in a German zoo.