"I dunno this guy’s name but he gave me an serious hairdo. And I don't say that lightly. It attracted the grand total of 0 girls on tour, but for his benefit we will put that down to all the stupidly patterned clothes I wear. Shortly after this was taken he called me a 'hairy mofo.' Which wasn't the best customer service I experienced on tour. I put this down to the fact that either he was a) really real; b) really rude or c) up-selling. We’ll get to that."