That said, Brownstein adds affectionately, "Portland doesn't function quite as a legitimate city. The other day, when I called to get a cab to the airport the next morning, they said, 'Well, you can't reserve a cab right now, there's only 50 in the city.' It's a city of a million people! That's pretty bad statistics. They were like, 'Just wake up and start calling as early as you possibly can.' I finally just drove my car."