Toto Eclipse of the Heart: The Best of Eighties Soft Rock

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The Reagan era may be known for its cash-crazed yuppies and coke-cramming yahoos, but to judge by the radio, it was also one of the most emo decades of all time. These tunes are best enjoyed with a wine cooler in hand and a Nagel painting on the wall.