For your viewing pleasure, three-plus hours of so-so Grammy action condensed into five stellar thirty-second clips (plus a bonus video of Winehouse's charming, bewildered acceptance speech).
Amy Winehouse gives her "Blake incarcerated" a shout during "You Know I'm No Good":
Rihanna provides Michael Jackson with the perfect moment to stage his Grammys comeback (sadly, it didn't happen):
A peek inside the pyramid: Kanye West passes Daft Punk the spotlight for "Stronger":
Tina Turner and Beyoncé make "Mary" proud:
Foo Fighters burn through "The Pretender" with their John Paul Jones-conducted orchestra:
Winehouse forgets about the live satellite feed for a few minutes after her big win, but who can blame her (it was around 4:00 AM London time by then):