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‘Weird Al’ Yankovic’s ‘Vanity Tour’ Brings Rarities, Surprises To New York

Eschewing nearly all of his famous parody songs, Yankovic still manages hilarious evening at Apollo Theater

"Weird Al" Yankovic performs during his "The Ridiculously Self-Indulgent, Ill-Advised Vanity Tour" at The Apollo Theater on March 22, 2018 in New York City."Weird Al" Yankovic performs during his "The Ridiculously Self-Indulgent, Ill-Advised Vanity Tour" at The Apollo Theater on March 22, 2018 in New York City.

"Weird Al" Yankovic brought his "Ill-Advised Vanity Tour," a brilliant examination of the lesser-known corners of his catalog, to New York

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For about eight seconds near the end of “Weird Al” Yankovic’s Thursday night show at Harlem’s Apollo Theater, it looked like he was going to actually do something serious. “It hasn’t escaped us how very special this night is,” he said. “We are so humbled and honored to play at the world-famous Apollo Theater. It’s such an amazingly rich and astonishing history here that it boggles the mind. And we want to pay tribute to that history. We felt like we couldn’t leave tonight without playing this song for you.”

Was he going to play a James Brown song? Maybe something by the Temptations or B.B. King? Was the author of “I Think I’m A Clone Now” and “Living With a Hernia” really about to do something sincere? But then Yankovic’s keyboardist Rubén Valtierra kicked into the opening notes of the Carpenters’ “Close to You,” perhaps the whitest song in the history of white music made famous by the whitest of white groups. And Al didn’t just sing a little bit of the 1970 soft rock hit and then shrug the rest off. He sang the whole damn thing, holding back a devilish smirk the whole time.

It was the most hilariously surreal moment on an evening full of them. This is no ordinary “Weird Al” Yankovic tour. An ordinary “Weird Al” show would be a carefully choreographed parade of his hit parodies complete with costume changes and video interludes. This is the Ridiculously Self-Indulgent, Ill-Advised Vanity Tour, where all attendees were explicitly warned that “Al’s set list will be comprised almost entirely of his original (non-parody) songs.”

It was a bold move, but it didn’t stop the faithful from packing the theater in their vintage “Weird Al” T-shirts and waiting breathlessly to see what deep cuts he planned on digging out. One man probably spoke for much of us in the crowd when he casually remarked to a friend, “High school wasn’t exactly the best four years of my life.” But had high school been a nonstop party, we probably wouldn’t know every corner of the “Weird Al” catalog; every forgotten tune from Off The Deep End; every pre-fame Doctor Demento-era song and every single moment of his 1989 big screen masterpiece UHF.

It meant we were ready for whatever Al was willing to serve up when he walked onstage after a hilarious opening set by comedian Emo Phillips, sat on a stool between guitarist Jim West and bassist Steve Jay and began singing “I’ll Sue Ya” from 2006’s Straight Out of Lynwood without a video screen, costume or any sort of bell or whistle. From there, he bounced around at random to various obscurities from his catalog; from the epic “The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota” to the reggae-infused “Buy Me a Condo” to the 17 insane seconds of “Let Me Be Your Hog” from the UHF soundtrack. More than a handful of people sang along to every single word, no matter how psychotically obscure the song.

But the “no parody” rule didn’t exclude style parodies from the show. Early highlight “CNR” (an ode to Charles Nelson Reilly) is written in the style of a White Stripes song, while “Velvet Elvis” sounds like a combination of about eight different Police songs and “Bob” – a brilliant concoction of palindromes – is delivered like a mid-1960s Bob Dylan tune. They were all showcases for Yankovic’s amazing vocal abilities. One minute, he’s screaming like Jack White and the next he’s channeling Dylan or Sting. Oh yeah, and he’s playing accordion throughout all of it.

The “almost entirely” clause of the “no parody” agreement kicked in at the end of the main set when the band began playing Eric Clapton’s acoustic intro to his Unplugged remake of “Layla.” It was briefly baffling until the vocals started: “How come you’re always such a fussy young man/Don’t want no Cap’n Crunch, don’t want no Raisin Bran.” It was his 1984 breakthrough hit “Eat it,” but sung entirely to the tune of acoustic “Layla.” It was the beginning of an an acoustic greatest parody medley (“I Lost On Jeopardy,” “Amish Paradise,” “Smells Like Nirvana,” White & Nerdy,” “I Love Rocky Road,” “Like a Surgeon”) with each song limited to about 30 seconds. At the very least, nobody could walk out of the place claiming they didn’t get to to hear at least some of the biggies.

For the grand finale, however, he treated the crowd to a faithful rendition of “The Saga Begins.” It’s one of his greatest achievements. Nobody else could pack the entire plot of Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace into a five-minute parody of Don McLean’s “American Pie.” Nobody else could work the word “midi-chlorians” into a tune or come up with the lines, “And in the end, some Gunguns died/Some ships blew up and some pilots fried/A lot of folks were croakin’/The battle droids were broken.” He’d taken a truly shitty movie, a cheesy song from 1971 and all of us proud dorks sang along like it was “Piano Man” at the end of a Billy Joel concert. He’s a talent like no other.

Next time “Weird Al” tours he’ll probably bring the “Fat” suit, the “Amish Paradise” costume and the grungy cheerleaders from “Smells Like Nirvana.” But hopefully he’ll find a way to incorporate some of these lesser-known tunes. As he’s seeing night after night, there’s a big audience for them and, contrary to the name of this tour, there’s nothing self-indulgent or ill-advised about breaking them out. 

“Weird Al” Ridiculously Self-Indulgent, Ill-Advised Vanity Tour Set List

1. “Fun Zone”
2. “I’ll Sue Ya”
3. “Melanie”
4. “Bob”
5. “The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota”
6. “Buy Me a Condo”
7. “Let Me Be Your Hog”
8. “CNR”
9. “One More Minute”
10. “Velvet Elvis”
11. “Why Does This Always Happen to Me?”
12. “When I Was Your Age”
13. “Don’t Download This Song”
14. “Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung”
15. “The Night Santa Went Crazy”
16. “Midnight Star”
17. “Good Old Days”
18. “Eat It” / “I Lost on Jeopardy” / “Amish Paradise” / “Smells Like Nirvana” / “White & Nerdy” / “I Love Rocky Road” / “Like a Surgeon”
19. “Close To You”
20. “The Saga Begins”

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