50 Cent‘s release of his fifth album Animal Ambition this week has thrust the multihyphenate back to his original career as rapper. The businessman’s recent promotional run for the album — his first since 2009’s Before I Self Destruct — has found him life-coaching journalists and throwing terrible first pitches (blaming the later on “excessive masturbation,” natch).
Now, as 50 Cent told Jimmy Kimmel Thursday night, the rapper will sorta kinda not really appear in a new big-budget Disney film. “I did a big one,” 50 said. “This one ain’t going to no Redbox.”
Kimmel then cuts to a recut trailer of MaleFiftyCent, a play on the recently released Maleficient that reimagines Sleeping Beauty from the point of view of the villian. The rapper replaces the evil role played by Angelina Jolie. “The story you know,” the voiceover narrator ominously intones. “The villain you don’t.” Cut to 50 wearing Jolie’s black horns, laughing maniacally and saying, “I’ve been shot nine times. I’m not afraid of no little white girl.” The scene ends with 50, CGI fire in hands, laughing more as the tagline, “Get witch or die tryin'” appears on the screen.
Check it out above.