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Willie Nelson’s 12 Most Memorable Acting Roles

As a rogue lawman on ‘Miami Vice’ or a sage old cowboy in ‘The Electric Horseman,’ Willie Nelson always plays it to the hilt

Willie Nelson, Barbarosa

Willie Nelson in Barbarosa

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Whether playing a vengeful preacher in Red Headed Stranger or a killer version of himself on USA’s Monk, Willie Nelson is as at home in front of a camera as he is onstage. With a natural charisma and a drawling way with dialogue (his phrasing is as unique as the way he sings), Nelson has been casting bait for directors since Sydney Pollack first placed him opposite Robert Redford in 1979’s The Electric Horseman. We count down a dozen of his most memorable roles, including his epic 1986 Miami Vice appearance and — run for the border! — a Taco Bell commercial in 1991.

Willie Nelson, Miami Vice

MIAMI VICE, Willie Nelson, Don Johnson, 'El Viejo', (Season 3, aired November 7, 1986), 1984-89, © Universal Television / Courtesy Everett Collection

Universal Television / Courtesy Everett Collection

‘Miami Vice’ (1986)

Nothing evokes words like "dated," "seminal" or "Lamborghini" quicker than über-sleek Eighties buddy cop series Miami Vice. But Willie Nelson is always Willie Nelson — timeless both in sound and style. Never is that more apparent than in the 1986 Vice episode "El Viejo." Set against the backdrop of Miami's fast and furious Reagan Era drug war (and a soundtrack of New Wave synthesizers), Nelson — sporting a cowboy hat, bushy beard, bolo tie and a stoic, thousand-yard-stare — plays Jake Pierson. A rough-hewn retired Texas Ranger who lives on a diet of cat food, the mysterious Pierson helps Crockett and Tubbs take down a Bolivian cocaine kingpin and his goons in a gunfight, taking a bullet in the process. Ever the cowboy, he shuffles off Miami's mortal coil in death scene worthy of Shane.

Willie Nelson, Red Headed Stranger

RED HEADED STRANGER, Willie Nelson, 1986, (c) Alive Films/courtesy Everett Collection

Alive Films/courtesy Everett Collection

‘Red Headed Stranger’ (1986)

Nelson adapted his seminal 1975 album Red Headed Stranger for the big screen, playing the role of Reverend Julian Shay, a preacher who doesn't exactly practice what he, well, you know. Spurned by his lover, he becomes consumed with settling the score. The film's Western set, however, has held up better than the movie: Nelson built the entire production on his ranch outside of Austin. Dubbed "Luck, Texas," the town, with its own saloon, post office and church, has served as a retreat for the singer. Alas, the buildings were damaged during a recent storm, but Nelson has plans to restore and rebuild.

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NORMAN, OK - JULY 06: Musician Willie Nelson performs during the Oklahoma Twister Relief Concert to benefit United Way of Central Oklahoma May Tornadoes Relief Fund at Gaylord Family Oklahoma Memorial Stadium on July 6, 2013 in Norman, Oklahoma. To donate go to www.unitedwayokc.org or text REBUILD to 52000. (Photo by Rick Diamond/Getty Images for Shock Ink)

Rick Diamond/Getty Images for Shock Ink

‘Taco Bell Commercial’ (1991)

As it turned out, going on the road again, and again, and again… along with auxiliary income from film and TV cameos couldn't keep the Red Headed Stranger from declaring bankruptcy after the IRS seized his assets for millions in unpaid back taxes in 1990. To make ends meet, in 1991 Nelson became the crackling voice of Taco Bell, singing passionately about the virtues of the steak burrito supremes and the like. Late, great comedian Bill Hicks, in a bit where he famously proclaimed, "Do a commercial, you're off the artistic roll call," made an exception for Willie, because his debt to The Man forced him to sell his soul. Overlook lyrics about running to the border to find love and zesty steak melts and, not unlike the Enchirito, the song Nelson croons in the commercial, "The Woman With the Rose Tattoo" is actually kinda good. Willie's outlaw country comrade Johnny Cash also shilled for Taco Bell in the Nineties. Oh, how things have changed, as aligning with corporate brands has become part and parcel to life as a country star 20 years later.

Willie Nelson, Wag the Dog

WAG THE DOG, Willie Nelson, 1997, (c)New Line Cinema/courtesy Everett Collection

New Line Cinema/courtesy Everett Collection

‘Wag the Dog’ (1997)

The prophetic dark comedy Wag the Dog —released in 1997 — was a brilliant film and Nelson was undeniably brilliant in it. Playing ne'er-do-well songwriter Johnny Dean, Nelson helps drive home laughably nationalist sentiments with "found" country nuggets like "I Guard the Canadian Border" and "Good Old Shoe" — the faux old-timey soundtrack to America's equally fake war with Albania.

Willie Nelson, Half-Baked

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‘Half Baked’ (1998)

Like Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone, Half Baked's "Historian Smoker" (a.k.a. the "Should've Been There Smoker") is the role Willie Nelson was born to play. In the Nineties cult classic, Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle) and his stoner buds prevail upon the finest stash of medical marijuana New York City has ever seen, and stumble into the complex world of pot peddling. Willie "Historian Smoker" Nelson, a customer, makes a brief cameo to share a joint with Thurgood and regale him about the good ol' days of sanctioned pot smoking in the street and unprotected sex. "It wasn't the thing to do because it was the thing to do, you know? It was the thing to do because it got you high," the historian says with weed-hazed wisdom. "You cool as shit, mister," Thurgood replies. Hear, hear!

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WAG THE DOG, Willie Nelson, 1997, (c)New Line Cinema/courtesy Everett Collection

‘The Simpsons’ (2000)

Who does America love more: Homer Simpson or Willie Nelson? Sure, famed musicians from Michael Jackson to Mick and Keith to Sonic Youth have made iconic, two-dimensional tour stops in Springfield over the course of their careers, but Nelson shares a kindred connection to Homer J. the rest don't. Without changing their ways, Homer and Willie each rack up a lifetime of unpredictable, amazing experiences and are loved unconditionally throughout. In "Behind the Laughter" —  a 2000 episode telling the Simpsons' story in classic VH1 Behind the Music style — Nelson appears as himself (in voice-over form at least), bringing Springfield's most famous family back together at a fake awards show after the "staggering lows" of fame tear them apart.

Willie Nelson, Monk

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‘Monk’ (2002)

Willie a killer? Say it ain't so! In the debut season of USA's detective comedy Monk, Nelson is accused of murdering his manager after discovering he has been pocketing some of his concert earnings. With the Red Headed Stranger seemingly caught red-handed, it's up to an unconvinced Monk to clear his name. Nelson looks like he's having fun with the role — he is playing himself after all — and the sly allusions to Willie's famous pot smoking are inspired. But what really got fans high was Nelson singing a solo version of "Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain" — with Tony Shalhoub's Monk backing him up on clarinet.

Willie Nelson, Colbert

UNITED STATES - JANUARY 01: USA Photo of Willie NELSON (Photo by Ebet Roberts/Redferns)

Ebet Roberts/Redferns

‘A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All’ (2008)

Nelson traded in his red bandanna for a Lawrence of Arabia headscarf when he appeared on Stephen Colbert's holiday special. Sure, it was a musical guest shot, but Nelson still had to flex his acting chops while singing the highly irreverent "The Little Dealer Boy" and squaring off with the Christmas-sweatered host. Especially when Colbert taunted him in a high falsetto: "You're really high/I'm going to tell your savior." But Nelson was unflappable, singing the three wise men spoof with all the seriousness he regularly brings to "Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground" or "Forgiving You Was Easy." Or maybe he was just stoned.

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