You know the truth: Falling in love means pain, breakups, lonely nights, heartache and ill-advised text messages. But the airwaves are always full of testaments to the power of love, and on Valentine’s Day it reaches insulting proportions. So we are here for you with counterprogramming: The songs you want to hear today because you can neither be with the one you love nor love the one you’re with. Like an ill-advised sexual encounter with a vacuum cleaner, they prove that love can both hurt and suck. By Gavin Edwards