It's almost Christmas! Which means it's time to peruse the merchandise sections of some of our favorite rockers. Here's a guide to some of the wackiest, awesomest, most spectacular musician merch on the internet, for everyone from your mom and your brother to your best friend's dog – starting with Katy Perry's Whipped Cream and Cupcake costumes ($60 each).
For the child who wants to feel like s/he's hitting the road with the Biebs, here's his Tour Bus Playset ($79.99).
Given how skinny she's looked lately, it seemed unlikely that Lady Gaga is eating any of the Gaga Face Cookies ($15) from Barneys', but that doesn't mean that the Little Cookie Monster in your life won't gobble them up.
Then again, dressing up in a Lady Gaga Costume – choose from Tuxedo Skeleton ($55), Gold Grammy ($60) or 2009 VMA Performance ($55) – might be more appealing than eating her likeness.
This Doggie Shirt ($24.95) will ensure that everyone knows your canine companion enjoys dancing along to "Gimme More."
Pick up a Hat, Gloves and Scarf Kit ($39.95) with Britney's signature for the Britney fan in your life who lives in colder climes.
This Pink Wig ($25) – just like the one Nicki wears! – is great for impromptu renditions of "Super Bass."
It might seem inappropriate to buy your niece, say, a Hoodie ($75) with "circle graphics" over the breasts and "Rude Girl" printed on the back, but we are not acquainted with your niece so it would be difficult to say.
It seems somehow appropriate to buy the Bruce fan in your life this Shot Glass ($7.95) with a photo of him from Darkness on the Edge of Town, simply because Bruce probably took a lot of shots during that era (and perhaps still does).