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Readers’ Poll: The Worst Songs of the Sixties

Selections include ‘I Got You Babe,’ ‘Revolution 9’ and ‘Tiptoe Through the Tulips’

American musician Tiny Tim, January, 1960

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The Sixties were supposedly the golden age of rock, but pick up any old issue of Billboard and see what was actually popular at the time. For every Beatles and Rolling Stones song on the charts, there were also massive hits by Englebert Humperdinck, Bobby Vinton, and John Fred and His Playboy Band. After hearing about our readers' least favorite songs of the Seventies, the Eighties and the Nineties, it was time to see what they hated in the Sixties. Click through to see the results. 

By Andy Greene

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5. The Beatles – ‘Revolution 9’

Admit it. This is the one song you always skip when listening to The White Album. There's no shame in that. At eight minutes and 22 seconds, it's the single longest Beatles song – and probably their strangest one, too.

The work is, essentially, a sound collage created by John Lennon with Yoko Ono and George Harrison in the summer of 1968. The piece samples various bits of classical music, a sound effects LP, violins from "A Day in the Life" and an old tape that Lennon found at Abbey Road of somebody saying "number nine." For many Beatles fans, it was way too avant-garde and a waste of precious space on an otherwise brilliant album.

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4. The Association – ‘Cherish’

Wussy soft-rock love songs are often seen as an early 1970s phenomenon, but the Association pioneered them. Their massive hit "Cherish" was inescapable in late 1966, and they were even given a slot at the Monterey Pop Festival the following year. They scored a handful of other hits over the ensuing years, and have continued to tour with a rotating line-up of musicians.  

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3. Richard Harris – ‘MacArthur Park’

"MacArthur Park" has been recorded by everybody from Donna Summer to the Four Tops to Frank Sinatra. It was written by Jimmy Webb about the end of his relationship with Susan Ronstadt, sister of Linda. The song was originally part of a longer piece that ran for 22 minutes, which is why the Association turned it down.

Richard Harris chopped the track down to seven minutes and released it as a single in 1968. He screwed up by repeatedly singing "MacArthur's Park," a mistake that was later copied by Donna Summer in her famous remake. Yes, it's a little stupid that he uses the analogy of a cake out in the rain to describe his ruined relationship, but it's not a terrible song.

Case in point: check out Weird Al Yankovic's "Jurassic Park" parody. It's an under-appreciated classic. Sample lyric: "Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark/All the dinosaurs are running wild/Someone shut the fence off in the rain/I admit it's kind of eerie/But this proves my chaos theory."

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2. Bobby Goldsboro – ‘Honey’

Who could forget the love song about the girl who was "kinda dumb and kinda smart" written by the boyfriend who "laughed until [he] cried" when she fell down and almost hurt herself? It's a shitty, shitty, saccharine love song about a dead girl that America fell in love with in 1968.

Tragic love songs were all the rage in the late 1950s and 1960s, but this one hit relatively late. It does prompt a serious question: did Honey kill herself? The lyrics go, "One day while I was not at home/While she was there and all alone/The angels came." Anything could have happened, but it seemed like Honey killed herself. Maybe Bobby shouldn't have called her "kinda dumb."

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1. Ohio Express- ‘Yummy Yummy Yummy’

Much like "Sugar Sugar," "Yummy Yummy Yummy" was a bubblegum-pop concoction by a group of anonymous studio musicians in the late 1960s. It's also another favorite of Homer Simpson.

The song hit Number Four on the Hot 100 on June 15th, 1968. That week, oddly enough, it was one slot above "MacArthur Park." Also, it managed to also beat out "Think" by Aretha Franklin, "Tighten Up" by Archie Bell and the Drells, and "A Beautiful Morning" by the Rascals. Unlike those songs, "Yummy Yummy Yummy" is absolutely terrible. 

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