Off!: In the Studio

Keith: "Mario, we might have a problem. This song is over two minutes long." Mario: "Does that mean we have to cut my drum solo?"

We spend a lot of time impersonating Keith, and we're pretty damn good at it by now.

This computer has seconds to live.

Not sure if Keith is singing "Eighteen" by Alice Cooper or the song he made up about the $18 lamp for sale in the background.

Welcome to Whiskey Kitchen. These tracks sound like burnt booze.

How about a little kiss?

Dimitri doesn't know the names of the chords he's playing. He just moves his hands around until it sounds like Black Sabbath on 45 r.p.m.

An unexpected Christmas gift from the bug spray company made Jon Gilbert, the engineer, a very happy man.

If Led Zeppelin, the Stooges and the Ramones had an orgy and gave birth to a rhythm section . . .

Coffee addictions aren't really discussed in this country. They're real and need to be addressed.

The singer's desk. All songs written by Coats/Morris under un-ideal circumstances.