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It’s All Greek to Them: The 20 Frattiest Bands

In time for spring break, raise a Solo cup to these frat-friendly acts

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A quick preface: Not all fraternity members stomp around campus like Revenge of the Nerds' Ogre, tossing dweebs from balconies and glugging beer out of football trophies. Some of them are just red-blooded American bros, searching for meaning and identity alongside comforting scores of their alpha male brethren, hopefully while holding a red solo cup. And they have their own soundtrack, their own canon of artists, to whom ripping bong hits, studying for econ class and playing casual-but-actually-super-intense games of ultimate frisbee sound just about perfect. 

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Zack De La Rocha Tom Morello Rage Against The Machine

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Rage Against The Machine

Though its members were rooted in hardcore, activist folk and militant hip-hop, Rage Against the Machine's blistering protest songs struck a chord almost instantly with unwashed fratty masses, who, in devoting four years to institutional social conformity, perhaps took some solace in the band's non-comformist message. There's still a surreal disconnect watching privileged business majors thrash around to lyrics about the ills of conformity, but consider it another log on the Nineties' unresolved heap of cultural irony. 

Flea Anthony Kiedis Red Hot Chili Peppers

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Red Hot Chili Peppers

Now here's a band whose affection among rowdy boys made utter sense. White-boy funk factor? Check. Penchant for neglecting clothing and flaunting penises in major publications? Two for two. Little agenda besides encouraging hedonism and rad times? Hat trick. The Chili Peppers have mellowed somewhat with age, but Anthony Kiedis and Flea will be darned if they're too old to cover their sinewy frames with clothed material, a standard any frat hopeful can aspire to.

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Late Sublime singer/guitarist Bradley Nowell sadly died just as his band was making it huge. Like, Green Day huge. Except Billie Joe and his crew probably never dominated dorm stereos with the omnipresence of Sublime's 1994 album 40oz. to Freedom and '96's self-titled LP. Arriving on radio just as the ska-punk trend was cresting, Nowell's songwriting prowess and unabashed partying aspirations connected kinetically with frat boys and their sorority kin (something which one suspects Nowell may have both loved and hated). And like Pearl Jam, former college grads have since passed Sublime's music down as a spring break tradition.

Hunter Brown David Murphy Sound Tribe Sector 9

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Sound Tribe Sector 9

Sound Tribe Sector 9 lays down jazzy licks like Phish, feel the funk a la Moe. and, as the clincher, color their circuitous jams with electronic flourishes. All of which is manna from jah for anyone looking to open their mind without overloading their senses. STS9's sound can both float through the Electric Forest and buoyantly groove-out Bonnaroo. They are, down to their catchy alpha-numeric acronym, the fraternally allied curiosity-seeker's ideal psychedelic experience. That is, even if they kind of sound like Spyro Gyra.

Jake Cinniger Ryan Stasik Brendan Bayliss Umphrey's McGee

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Umphrey’s McGee

In 2014, any ensemble whose songs meander beyond 10 minutes seem to get tagged as a jam band. In actuality, Umphrey's McGee's blinding light shows, crunching rhythms, reverb-abetted vocals and virtuoso instrumentation more closely recall their admired lexicon of prog and hard rock legends like Yes, Rush and Pink Floyd. What they also share with those latter demagogues is a kinship with young male acolytes − many, naturally, of the fraternal order and searching for further extended family − who want their exploratory music heavy, but not black-metal heavy, and weird, but not Boredoms weird. Now if only we'd all agree to do something with that band name.

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