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50 Greatest Boy Band Songs of All Time

From the Monkees to 1D: pre-fab pop’s most scream-worthy songs

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Irresistibly catchy, unapologetically inauthentic, sexy and they know it — the boy band is the most fabulously pre-fab of all musical outfits. From the scripted TV shenanigans of the Monkees to the surprisingly grown One Direction, as long as there are junior high school notebooks to deface, there will be outfits providing pop spectacle in its purist, least filtered form.

In deciding the right stuff for a list of the 50 greatest boy band songs, we had to exclude bands that weren’t sufficiently svengali’d (apologies to Hanson and 5 Seconds of Summer — you kept it too real) and avoided acts too close to the Motown vocal group tradition (Boyz II Men, All-4-One and even Color Me Badd just seemed too much like our old 45s). What remains is a plethora of sugary delights from Eighties malls, Nineties Total Request Live playlists, contemporary X-Factor seasons, our Korean pop future and more. Check out the list below, and click here to listen to a playlist of all the songs.

LFO

LFO at the Macy's in New York, New York (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)

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LFO, “Summer Girls” (1999)

One of the biggest boy band accidents occurred with the massive success of "Summer Girls" by LFO, a.k.a. Lyte Funkie Ones. The song sounds like an Adam Sandler parody of pop hits: a bunch of nonsensical phrases strung together with only Abercrombie & Fitch as its through-line. "'Summer Girls' was all about a summer on the cape," now-deceased member Rich Cronin revealed of the song's origins back in 2005. "Inside jokes. I never thought that anyone besides my close friends would ever hear it." The silly single hit the Top 10 on the Billboard charts and led their debut album to double-platinum status. Though they didn't get the chance to "have a bunch of hits" like New Kids on the Block, "Summer Girls" is still one of the quirkiest flukes in the genre's history.

Bros

Bros At Radio One, London 01/01/1989 (Photo by Mark Baker/Sony Music Archive/Getty Images)

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Bros, “When Will I Be Famous?” (1987)

The Surrey, England trio Bros epitomized the late Eighties Young Conservative air of steely determination: money, power and success at any cost. Twins Matt and Luke Goss, along with schoolmate Craig Logan, prioritized fame and fashion over brotherly bonhomie (the increasingly sidelined Logan quit, then sued the brothers). The mean streak in their lyrics, their distinctive crewcuts and bomber jackets, and their penchant for wearing Grolsch bottlecaps on their shoes made them ripe for parody and vitriol in the press. Former Pet Shop Boys manager Tom Watkins carefully ensured that this publicity didn't go to waste, and Bros became popular enough to acquire their own enormous army of teenage fans, the "Brosettes." Britain had seen nothing like it since the Bay City Rollers. "When Will I Be Famous?" is Matt's best attempt at emulating the squeals and grunts of his idol, Michael Jackson, but it's the Casio cowbell that serves as the instant timewarp back to 1987.

Menudo

CIRCA MID 1980s: Puerto Rican teen quintet "Menudo" pose in a hotel room for a mid 1980's portrait. Ricky Martin (bottom right) was a member from 1984-1989. (Photo by Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images)

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Menudo, “Hold Me” (1985)

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