Justin Moore's low-hanging twang might be able to make almost anything sound country: including a little ditty about a low-hanging wang.
As part of Jimmy Kimmel Live's CMA Awards coverage last night, the host recruited Moore to tell the story of a Norwegian man "with a very sad sack" who got his junk lodged in a nifty Ikea shower stool. Aptly titled "The Ballad of Claus Jorstad (Devil Stool)," Moore kept a straight face while sing-talking lines like "you have to be a sadistic soul to make a stool with a nut-sized hole" and "the stool's name should have clued me in: testikullepinchengrabbenin." Don't worry, Claus was ok – as you can see in the video above, cold-water shrinkage actually does come with some benefits.
Moore, supporting his fourth LP Kinda Don't Care, is on tour well into the New Year, most likely not singing about the male anatomy.