Horses, Guns and Drugs: Country Music’s 10 Wildest Stories

Dying doesn’t get much more rock & roll than it did for alt-country godfather Gram Parsons. Or, rather, what happened after death, when the singer kicked the bucket at 26 from an apparent mix of alcohol and opiates inside a hotel room at Joshua Tree National Park. The cosmic cowboy had previously confided to his road manager, Phil Kaufman, that he wished to have his ashes spread at Joshua Tree. So Kaufman did what any real friend would do: He stole Parsons’ body and casket before it could be sent home to Louisiana, took it to the desert, doused it in gasoline and lit it on fire. The body, or what was left of it, was later returned to Parsons’ family, and Kaufman was fined $750 – but only for stealing the casket. There wasn’t a law in California against stealing corpses. 

Elvis Presley may have been the King of Rock & Roll and one of the world’s biggest celebrities, but deep down he really wanted to be a police officer. It was more than a childhood dream, as he collected guns and badges well into adulthood, had a custom police uniform made for himself, and became an honorary deputy of the Denver Police Department, whose officers he had befriended and in turn showered with gifts. By the Seventies, Presley, in the midst of cutting some of his greatest country recordings, began to take law enforcement into his own hands, driving around Memphis and pulling over residents for traffic violations, with the aid of a police siren and rotating blue light that he had fitted to his Lincoln. The King would flash his badge and lecture the drivers on their infractions, then let them go – not with a citation, but with an autograph.

Billy Joe Shaver may be short a couple fingers from his lumber mill days, but he still proved trigger happy in 2007 when he shot a man in the face outside a bar near Waco, Texas. The fact that the “Old Five and Dimers Like Me” writer didn’t actually kill the man was but one of the incident’s many bizarre twists. Shaver was at the bar with an ex-wife when the man, Billy Bryant Coker, allegedly brandished a knife and ordered Shaver to meet him in the parking lot. Shaver, who later pleaded self-defense, shot Coker in his pickup truck, reportedly asking him, “Where do you want it?” The Texan unsuccessfully tried turning himself in to Austin police, who were unaware of his warrant, then played a show the same night after posting bail. Shaver was acquitted, with — who else? — Willie Nelson among his character witnesses.

Bill Monroe, the Father of Bluegrass Music, was also well-versed in gospel music, but one event in his personal life involving a bible proved troublesome for the Grand Ole Opry legend. On May 1st, 1989, the 77-year-old entertainer was arrested, charged with assault and battery after an ex-girlfriend alleged that during a visit to his home north of Nashville to retrieve personal items, Monroe struck her in the face with a bible. The woman claimed that she was attempting to get Monroe to swear on the Good Book that he had not been seeing other women during their time together, but the exchange quickly escalated. The woman alleged Monroe also knocked her down, kicked and choked her and twisted her arm. Ten days later, however, the charges against Monroe were dismissed and the “Uncle Pen” writer avoided jail time. 

What began as horseplay turned into something litigious on June 3rd, 2000, when Kenny Chesney – minutes after wrapping up a performance at the George Strait Country Music Festival in upstate New York – swung himself into the saddle of a deputy’s police horse. He then trotted around the parking lot, amusing his tourmate, Tim McGraw, and ignoring the officer’s orders to halt and dismount. “When the deputy went to remove Chesney from the horse,” Erie County Sheriff Patrick Gallivan told CMT several days later, “another deputy was going to assist [him]. McGraw came and jumped the second deputy from behind, wrapped one arm around his neck and was choking him.” A third officer eventually joined the fight, as did McGraw’s road manager, Mark Russo, resulting in a blur of fists and alleged injuries. Both Chesney and McGraw were arrested and detained for four hours, although a jury found them not guilty of their multiple charges one year later.

Tammy Wynette drenched her songs in heartache often rooted in reality. On October 4th, 1978, the country queen was allegedly abducted at gunpoint from a Nashville mall parking lot, claiming the masked gunman had beaten then abandoned her on a country road 80 miles south of town. Wynette’s bruises and fractured cheekbone were seen in graphic photos, but for some the details didn’t add up. Jackie Daly, one of the singer’s four daughters, alleged in her 2000 memoir that Wynette had confessed to her the kidnapping was faked to cover up a beating that her fifth husband, George Richey, had inflicted. Richey vehemently denied the charge. After Wynette’s death in 1998, her daughters, including Georgette (whose father was Wynette’s third husband, George Jones) sued Richey for wrongful death. After Richey requested the body be exhumed, the suit was settled in 2002. The facts surrounding the kidnapping remain a fascinating mystery.