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Drunk Daddies and Penguin Spies: The 10 Most Bizarre Country Christmas Songs

From the head-scratching to the just plain bad, these are the low points in country holiday music

Kenny Chesney

Kenny Chesney performs during the 2003 "Christmas in Washington" concert in Washington, D.C.

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We’ll spare you any coal-in-the-stocking puns when it comes to these holiday songs, all of which have at least one foot planted in country music. Just know that they are tracks that always raise an eyebrow when they show up in our iTunes library this time of year.

From John Denver’s buzz-killing “Please Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas)” to Kenny Chesney’s SPF-light “All I Want for Christmas Is a Real Good Tan,” these 10 twang-and-tinsel tunes are as off-the-wall as the gift you’ll receive from your one weird aunt. But at least you can always return that.

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John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John, “I Think You Might Like It”

It's the low-budget music video that really makes (or breaks) this holiday duet, which was written by "You're the One That I Want" composer John Farrar and released in 2012. In the three-minute clip, John Travolta flies his own airplane into town(!) and meets up with Newton-John, both of them wearing black outfits similar to those in the Grease finale. To celebrate the Christmastime get-together, the two do an awkward line-dance in someone's driveway before cruising around town in a Greased Lightning knockoff stacked high with fake presents. No wonder Rizzo skipped out on this reunion. 

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