80. "Superstar" (2009)
"You smile that beautiful smile, and all the girls in the front row scream your name." No relation to the 1969 Leon Russell and Bonnie Bramlett ballad immortalized by the Carpenters – except they're both poignant ballads about groupies crushing on distant guitar boys. Well, as Journey warned, lovin' a music man ain't always what it's supposed to be.
Best line: "You sing me to sleep every night from the radio."