55. "Stay Stay Stay" (2012)
"Before you, I'd only dated self-indulgent takers" – but here she turns into a self-indulgent taker herself and (surprise!) she likes it, a phone-throwing nightmare dressed like a grocery-shopping daydream. She finally meets a guy who can roll with her mood swings – even if she's more in love with the mood swings than with the guy.
Best line: "You came in wearing a football helmet and said, 'Okay, let's talk.'"