40. "How You Get the Girl" (2014)
A seminar on girl hearts and the wooing thereof, with Coach Taylor offering a pep talk to girl-curious boys everywhere. She busts out her trusty acoustic guitar, teardrop stains and all, just to turn it into a beatbox.
Best line: "Stand there like a ghost shaking from the rain / She'll open up the door and say 'Are you insane?'"