20. "Gorgeous" (2017)
Swift hits the club with her older boyfriend and gets her pheromones scrambled by the sweet young thing across the room. A rare L.A. interlude on this most New York album – Sunset and Vine is where James Dean used to hang out, in case you're still filling out your Haylor bingo card. Dig those Eighties synth tones – straight from the first Howard Jones album. Tragic fact: seven years after she wrote "Enchanted," Taylor still has zero "find out if dude has a freaking girlfriend" game. The shout-out to her cats Meredith and Olivia is such a cheap ploy, and you know what? It works brilliantly, as cheap ploys usually do when this is the woman working them.
Best line: "You should take it as a compliment that I'm talking to everybody here but you."