6. "Getaway Car" (2017)
One of Swift's most endearingly McCartney-esque traits is the way she goes overboard with her latest enthusiasm and starts Tay-splaining it as her personal discovery. On her last album, she informed us all what New York is; on Reputation, she breaks down the concept of "alcohol." (Wait, you can drink beer out of plastic cups? Tell us more!) Hence "Getaway Car," where Film Noir Tay makes her big entrance, knocking back Old Fashioneds at the motel bar, a femme fatale playing two fall guys against each other. In the glorious final minute, she decides to sell them both out and speeds off to her next emotional heist.
Best line: "Nothing good starts in a getaway car."